Brick wall wanted.
 

I need something solid to smash my head against relentlessly, anyone know any good brickies?

Why not start a poll to find the best one Matt?

Do they have to be local to you? ;-) Or do you mind travelling...

You don,t need a brick wall, just keep posting on here.

Davy , I am so pleased that you and Roy are getting to know each other .

Matt , I could do with some rivets knocking down if you are passing this way .

If you provide me with a method statement and risk assessment, I may be able to help you. Would you like to elucidate as to the reasons why you should take such drastic actions?

You'll want the wall to be built by a qualified brickie so in case it falls down you can sue the examiner

Maybe you could start a club for fellow headbangers.

What's wrong with a good sized firing shovel - just get someone to whack you on the head with that - bongggggggg........

Form an orderly queue......